Erpelstolz Canned Worms

About

Welcome to Hieronymus C. Erpelstolz & Cie. - worm canning is our passion and our profession!

ERPELSTOLZ (literally: Duck Pride) has been founded in 2010. Since then, we have been producing the yummy ERPELSTOLZ canned worms. Our life motto is: Why not open a can of worms?

Note: Our products are no substitute for a balanced nutrition, but they aid the busy duck in organizing their life, and in finding a fine balance between their work, and social, life.

Products

ERPELSTOLZ for the gourmet

We are offering the yummy ERPELSTOLZ canned worm in five unique flavours:

earthworm à la nature
mealworm à la nature
giant worm Ukrainian-style (contains alcohol)
mealworm in bread-soup
marzipan worm à la Buddenbrooks

ERPELSTOLZ for the bio-duck

We only use organic ingredients for our ERPELSTOLZ products.
Only happy worms are awarded the ERPELSTOLZ distinction.
ERPELSTOLZ canned worms are carefully picked by educated staff strictly loyal to our company.
Our average wage is twice the statutory minimum wage, and our employees enjoy generous social benefits, such as free veterinary care, and index-linked pension plans.
Strictly no chicklet work! ERPELSTOLZ offers the clutch of its employees full veterinary care, and free education up to higher education entrance qualification.

ERPELSTOLZ for the money-saving duck

ERPELSTOLZ canned worms are available in five different packaging sizes: from the 10 gram snack can up to the 7,500 gram extended family can. A generous bonus program does the rest: ERPELSTOLZ customers are truly money-saving ducks!

ERPELSTOLZ for the computer duck

Worm canning by ERPELSTOLZ is a high-tech enterprise utilizing a large number of state-of-the-art techniques for worm location, worm attraction, worm persuasion, worm comfort, and so on. ERPELSTOLZ is a mainly self-sufficient business, with huge investments in R & D, and its own, fluttering software engineering department. Some of the software tools we use in worm canning are available for third-party customers - see our software page.

Why not open a can of worms?

Most reputable supermarket chains store ERPELSTOLZ, especially in their inshore branches.
We are preparing a webshop for consumers.
Wholesalers (B2B) may directly contact ERPELSTOLZ sales: sales@erpelstolz.at.

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ERPELSTOLZ Software

[A goose using logic software on a tablet computer]

Worm canning by ERPELSTOLZ is a mainly self-sufficient, high-tech enterprise with huge investments in R & D. Our fluttering software engineering department has a large output of state-of-the-art tools for worm location, worm attraction, worm persuasion, worm comfort, and so on.

On popular demand, we have made some of our tools available to third-party customers:

Mobile Truth Tables for Android (enhanced version, supporting both classical and multi-valued logic) - ideal for arguing with sensitive, and hesitant, worms.
Our online logic suite Gateway to Logic we are using in training our staff, and in educating new employees.
See our new HTML5 truth-table calculator featuring a purple monster and a psychic duck.