Erpelstolz Canned Worms

About

ERPELSTOLZ (literally: Duck Pride) has been founded in 2010. Since then, we have been producing the yummy ERPELSTOLZ canned worms. Our life motto is: Why not open a can of worms?

Note: Our products are no substitute for a balanced nutrition, but they aid the busy duck in organizing their life, and in finding a fine balance between their work, and social, life.

Products

ERPELSTOLZ for the gourmet

We are offering the yummy ERPELSTOLZ canned worm in five unique flavours:

• earthworm à la nature
• mealworm à la nature
• giant worm Ukrainian-style (contains alcohol)
• mealworm in bread-soup
• marzipan worm à la Buddenbrooks

ERPELSTOLZ for the bio-duck

• We only use organic ingredients for our ERPELSTOLZ products.
• Only happy worms are awarded the ERPELSTOLZ distinction.
• ERPELSTOLZ canned worms are carefully picked by educated staff strictly loyal to our company.
• Our average wage is twice the statutory minimum wage, and our employees enjoy generous social benefits, such as free veterinary care, and index-linked pension plans.
• Strictly no chicklet work! ERPELSTOLZ offers the clutch of its employees full veterinary care, and free education up to higher education entrance qualification.

ERPELSTOLZ for the money-saving duck

ERPELSTOLZ canned worms are available in five different packaging sizes: from the 10 gram snack can up to the 7,500 gram extended family can. A generous bonus program does the rest: ERPELSTOLZ customers are truly money-saving ducks!

ERPELSTOLZ for the computer duck

Worm canning by ERPELSTOLZ is a high-tech enterprise utilizing a large number of state-of-the-art techniques for worm location, worm attraction, worm persuasion, worm comfort, and so on. ERPELSTOLZ is a mainly self-sufficient business, with huge investments in R & D, and its own, fluttering software engineering department. Some of the software tools we use in worm canning are available for third-party customers - see our software page.

Why not open a can of worms?

• Most reputable supermarket chains store ERPELSTOLZ, especially in their inshore branches.
• We are preparing a webshop for consumers.
• Wholesalers (B2B) may directly contact ERPELSTOLZ sales: sales@erpelstolz.at.

ERPELSTOLZ Software

Worm canning by ERPELSTOLZ is a mainly self-sufficient, high-tech enterprise with huge investments in R & D. Our fluttering software engineering department has a large output of state-of-the-art tools for worm location, worm attraction, worm persuasion, worm comfort, and so on.

On popular demand, we have made some of our tools available to third-party customers:

• Mobile Truth Tables for Android (enhanced version, supporting both classical and multi-valued logic) - ideal for arguing with sensitive, and hesitant, worms.
• Our online logic suite Gateway to Logic we are using in training our staff, and in educating new employees.
• See our new HTML5 truth-table calculator featuring a purple monster and a psychic duck.