Welcome to Hieronymus C. Erpelstolz & Cie. - worm canning is our passion and our profession!
ERPELSTOLZ (literally: Duck Pride) has been founded in 2010. Since then, we have been producing the yummy ERPELSTOLZ canned worms. Our life motto is: Why not open a can of worms?
Note: Our products are no substitute for a balanced nutrition, but they aid the busy duck in organizing their life, and in finding a fine balance between their work, and social, life.
ERPELSTOLZ for the gourmet
We are offering the yummy ERPELSTOLZ canned worm in five unique flavours:
- earthworm à la nature
- mealworm à la nature
- giant worm Ukrainian-style (contains alcohol)
- mealworm in bread-soup
- marzipan worm à la Buddenbrooks
ERPELSTOLZ for the bio-duck
- We only use organic ingredients for our ERPELSTOLZ products.
- Only happy worms are awarded the ERPELSTOLZ distinction.
- ERPELSTOLZ canned worms are carefully picked by educated staff strictly loyal to our company.
- Our average wage is twice the statutory minimum wage, and our employees enjoy generous social benefits, such as free veterinary care, and index-linked pension plans.
- Strictly no chicklet work! ERPELSTOLZ offers the clutch of its employees full veterinary care, and free education up to higher education entrance qualification.
ERPELSTOLZ for the money-saving duck
ERPELSTOLZ canned worms are available in five different packaging sizes: from the 10 gram snack can up to the 7,500 gram extended family can. A generous bonus program does the rest: ERPELSTOLZ customers are truly money-saving ducks!
ERPELSTOLZ for the computer duck
Worm canning by ERPELSTOLZ is a high-tech enterprise utilizing a large number of state-of-the-art techniques for worm location, worm attraction, worm persuasion, worm comfort, and so on. ERPELSTOLZ is a mainly self-sufficient business, with huge investments in R & D, and its own, fluttering software engineering department. Some of the software tools we use in worm canning are available for third-party customers - see our software page.
Why not open a can of worms?
- Most reputable supermarket chains store ERPELSTOLZ, especially in their inshore branches.
- We are preparing a webshop for consumers.
- Wholesalers (B2B) may directly contact ERPELSTOLZ sales: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Worm canning by ERPELSTOLZ is a mainly self-sufficient, high-tech enterprise with huge investments in R & D. Our fluttering software engineering department has a large output of state-of-the-art tools for worm location, worm attraction, worm persuasion, worm comfort, and so on.
On popular demand, we have made some of our tools available to third-party customers:
- Mobile Truth Tables for Android (enhanced version, supporting both classical and multi-valued logic) - ideal for arguing with sensitive, and hesitant, worms.
- Our online logic suite Gateway to Logic we are using in training our staff, and in educating new employees.
- See our new HTML5 truth-table calculator featuring a purple monster and a psychic duck.